thebetterworldfight:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

Classic. 

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theemperorsfeather:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

"His fictional spy network was so efficient and verbose that his German handlers were overwhelmed and made no further attempts to recruit any additional spies in the UK, according to the Official History of British Intelligence in WW2.”
theemperorsfeather:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

"His fictional spy network was so efficient and verbose that his German handlers were overwhelmed and made no further attempts to recruit any additional spies in the UK, according to the Official History of British Intelligence in WW2.”
theemperorsfeather:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

"His fictional spy network was so efficient and verbose that his German handlers were overwhelmed and made no further attempts to recruit any additional spies in the UK, according to the Official History of British Intelligence in WW2.”

theemperorsfeather:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

"His fictional spy network was so efficient and verbose that his German handlers were overwhelmed and made no further attempts to recruit any additional spies in the UK, according to the Official History of British Intelligence in WW2.”

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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

image

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hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.



from mean to cute

hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

from mean to cute

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povvs:

good thing i spend 12 hours then

(via heyfunniest)

tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]Previously: Bears Doing Human Things tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]Previously: Bears Doing Human Things tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]Previously: Bears Doing Human Things tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]Previously: Bears Doing Human Things tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]Previously: Bears Doing Human Things tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]Previously: Bears Doing Human Things tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]Previously: Bears Doing Human Things tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]Previously: Bears Doing Human Things tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]Previously: Bears Doing Human Things tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]Previously: Bears Doing Human Things

generalelectric:

A cauliflower gets an MRI scan at GE’s Global Research Center in Munich, Germany. Image sequenced using 5mm slices. 

milkaholics:

me introducing myself
milkaholics:

me introducing myself

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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